Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Legion Lost

This blog would like to wish a very Unpleasant Christmas and a Miserable New Year to the scroat or scroata who stole a Poppy collection tin from the Uplands Social club in Woodford Bridge. The same seasonal message of bad will goes out to whoever stole 22 Royal British Legion Collecting Tins from a property in Barkingside between the 9th and 12th of November, estimated to be in excess of £3000.

Whoever you are, you should be aware that there are certain local ex-military personnel who would really like to meet you and who have some rather novel ideas on corrective punishment and rehabilitation.

If anybody does happen to find Poppy Appeal Tins in Dustbins or Re-Cycle facilities or indeed anywhere where they should not be, please notify the local police.

4 comments:

  1. Like so many other folk, I stood in a biting wind for more than 2 hours to raise over £100 for the Poppy Appeal.

    I'd be more than happy to help with punishing the scrotes who stole the collecting boxes.

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  2. Sometimes I am being torn between being speechless with rage and thinking "this is exactly why I don't really want to be a part of this ghastly country anymore".

    Oh believe me, there are plenty of us out there who would be prepared to offer a little "corrective therapy" to these scrotes for free.

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  3. You speechless Ray??? Only with terminal laryngitis I would guess!

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